The scientific community is elated after a finding of over forty new species in the remote Bosavi crater of Papua New Guinea, including a species thought to have died out decades ago.

Hardline Iranian prosecutors in charge of making the government’s case against dissident supporters of presidential candidate Mir Hossein Mousavi have taken a page out of the playbook of an unusual ally, the Sandbox Report has learned.

Washington, D.C. – In a stunning show of contempt for freedom and liberty, US President Barack Obama, an up-and-coming evil dictator and recent recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize, revoked the freedom of speech from Fox News talkshow host Glenn Beck.
In response to the persecution, Beck warned major television networks that they’ll be next on [...]

Salken, OH – Nathan Dooley, a three-year-old from Salken, OH was recently hired by the conservative website, TheFoxNation.com to create graphics for the website’s articles.

It might be the heat or the re-runs, but the American people are cranky. In this video, which was posted recently by cranky website, TheFoxNation.com, cranky Americans get together and have cranky disagreements with eachother in public:

Come up with your own lie about health care reform. Will Obamacare only provide health care to Sasquatches? Will Government-Run Insurance Harvest Children’s Baby Teeth? Will reforms require all fifth-graders to have prostate exams?

Denver, CO – The Denver Broncos suspended high profile wide receiver Brandon Marshall for the remainder of the preseason today. Marshall, the 25 year old Pro Bowler out of Central Florida, has been publicly unhappy with his current contract and with Broncos’ first year head coach, Josh McDaniels.

New York, NY – Earlier today, baseball superstar and captain of the New York Yankees Derek Jeter took a shit on a baby in a crowded subway. Despite all conventional wisdom and social norms, the surrounding crowd – and the New York media as a whole – wholeheartedly supported the action in what appeared to be a stupor of idolization and enchantment with the future Hall of Famer.

The Clogman Group, and independent media watchdog group conducted a nationwide poll of a wide variety of ages and colors of Americans and found that while Harry Reid’s recently-publicized remarks are offensive to some, they are also true. The group found that there was virtually no chance that Americans would elect a darker-skinned candidate than [...]

Los Angeles, CA – Documents have been recently released by Los Angeles County courts that may indicate that the current chairman of the Republican National Committee, Michael Steele has a somewhat violent past. Steele, the Republican Party’s effort to reach out to more urban conservatives, spent three years in a federal prison for gang-related activity, once stabbing a rival gang member with a whale tooth.