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Michael Steele’s Violent Past
Los Angeles, CA – Documents have been recently released by Los Angeles County courts that may indicate that the current chairman of the Republican National Committee, Michael Steele has a somewhat violent past. Steele, the Republican Party’s effort to reach out to more urban conservatives, spent three years in a federal prison for gang-related activity, once stabbing a rival gang member with a whale tooth.
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Los Angeles, CA – Documents have been recently released by Los Angeles County courts that may indicate that the current chairman of the Republican National Committee, Michael Steele has a somewhat violent past. Steele, the Republican Party’s effort to reach out to more urban conservatives, spent three years in a federal prison for gang-related activity, once stabbing a rival gang member with a whale tooth.

