Karl Rove And Rush Limbaugh Touch Man-Breasts At Tea Bagger Protest
Aug 28th, 2009 | Category: Living, News, Politics
Salem, WI - At a recent tea bagger Protest in Salem, WI, conservative strategist and high school debater, Karl Rove touched his bare man-breast with the man-breast of conservative radio talk-show host, Rush Limbaugh.
Benjiman Drewry, a Blue Cross Blue Shield representative was at the Tea Bagger Protest. In an interview with Sandbox Reporters, he described the incident:
“Yeah, I guess things were getting kind of crazy. Not really, though. Everyone could tell that Rush was on a lot of pills – I mean, even for Rush. I heard that somebody dared Rush to take his shirt off. I’m not sure if that’s true. He may have just taken it off voluntarily. Anyway, after Rush took his shirt off, it was like five minutes before Karl Rove had his shirt off. Then everybody started chanting, ‘Touch titties! Touch titties!’ To be honest, I didn’t think they’d actually do it. Sure, enough, though, they both inched up toward eachother all leaning forward so their stomachs wouldn’t touch and they touched their nipples together like a little innocent kiss. Everybody just lost it.”
When the story broke, Limbaugh was first to comment, saying on his radio show, “Yeah, Karl and I touched man-breasts. So what? It’s not like a grabbed my ankles and bent over for him. Who cares, anyway? I was on a ton of pills. Whatever, man.”
Karl Rove, who initially declined to comment, was forced by the media attention to release this statement:
“These allegations against me are false. This administration doesn’t want to admit to forming death panels to force your grandparents to get abortions and I think it’s clear that this ludicrous story is just a reaction to the irresponsible policies of this administration.”
Karl Rove, who was not intoxicated on pills at the time, has a history of taking off his shirt at sporting events and political debates, though Sandbox Reporters could not find any evidence that he had ever participated in man-breast touching in the past.
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This is a joke, right?
Umm, yes. It’s a joke. They are “Making up Tommorrow’s News” after all.
Mike, you da man!!!
first time on the website….if we need any more proof that America is being sucked into a whirlpool of ignorance, just check how many respond to these articles as though they are truly news. my gawd, i have to laugh at them, for a short time, then crying seems to be the best option.
ps. LOVE THE SITE
Indeed- this site’s a blast, if only to see the vast hordes 1) not being able to recognize satirical articles, 2) even if they can’t figure it out from the article, they’re not bright enough to “look up” at the banner of where they are at to see “Making up Tomorrows News. and 3) actually post in a blind rage AFTER #’s 1 & 2.
Why would people blunder onto a site and at least make sure they aren’t posting on “BuggeringMyMom.com where every REAL mother fucker congregates” before spewing all over?.
(I mean, wasn’t the “Jeter takes a Shit” article at least a LITTLE clue….?!?!)
Everyone know this is a joke if they know anything about Carl Rove and Rush Limbaugh. As much as you libs want to demonize these guys, they have more talent and political savy than any 25 Democratic stratagists or Radio men. You refer to this article as “satiricle”" but in reality, it is silly, immaturity that seems as if it is written by a group of glue-sniffing adolencents.
Furthermore, I am sure this will be the last time I visit this website and/or dignify it with a comment.
Um, excuse me, but we sniff that high-grade industrial shit.
Sandbox out.
I don’t know what you all are talking about. A friend of my cousin said he heard that this thing really happened. Why should you be so surprised at that. It happens all the time. Get over it!